A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. “My son's choking!” She cries. “He’s swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding! Please, anyone – help!”
Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by the gonads and squeezes: the boy coughs, and out pops the coin.
“Thank you so much!” beams the relieved mother. “Are you a paramedic?” “No,” replied the man, “I work for the Inland Revenue.”
oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!?
'you lot' ???
Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!!
I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler!
Rich79 wrote: oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!? 'you lot' ??? Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!! I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler! No, not met him! why?
well... yer all the same to me!!
nothing in that... was just making polite conversation thats all
maybe you'll get the (dis)pleasure in february... he'll meet us in town for a sherbert or 2!!
Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!? 'you lot' ??? Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!! I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler! No, not met him! why? well... yer all the same to me!! nothing in that... was just making polite conversation thats all maybe you'll get the (dis)pleasure in february... he'll meet us in town for a sherbert or 2!!-- Edited by Rich79 at 14:03, 2005-12-22
Rich79 wrote: Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!? 'you lot' ??? Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!! I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler! No, not met him! why? well... yer all the same to me!! nothing in that... was just making polite conversation thats all maybe you'll get the (dis)pleasure in february... he'll meet us in town for a sherbert or 2!!-- Edited by Rich79 at 14:03, 2005-12-22 ooooh cant wait!!! (insert sarcastic face here) dont even know if im goin myself yet!
wouldnt be suprised if half the people that say theyre going dont turn up anyway... and those that do and are from liverfool will probably be out with there mates so just meet for a quick one then go and do there own thing... which is fine... im not arsed who comes... would be nice to put a few faces to the names... but ill be having a few too many with stacey emma and chris anyway so if anyone else comes it'll just be a br-br-br-brucey bonus
oh yer... and a couple of jars with lee... hes a good lad him!!
Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!? 'you lot' ??? Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!! I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler! No, not met him! why? well... yer all the same to me!! nothing in that... was just making polite conversation thats all maybe you'll get the (dis)pleasure in february... he'll meet us in town for a sherbert or 2!!-- Edited by Rich79 at 14:03, 2005-12-22 ooooh cant wait!!! (insert sarcastic face here) dont even know if im goin myself yet! wouldnt be suprised if half the people that say theyre going dont turn up anyway... and those that do and are from liverfool will probably be out with there mates so just meet for a quick one then go and do there own thing... which is fine... im not arsed who comes... would be nice to put a few faces to the names... but ill be having a few too many with stacey emma and chris anyway so if anyone else comes it'll just be a br-br-br-brucey bonus oh yer... and a couple of jars with lee... hes a good lad him!!
Well thats why im not sayin that ill deffo go. i hate people who say that an then just not turn up! ill more than likely have tickets for the match an ill deffo be in the wilmslow afterwards anyway if i have.
Rich79 wrote: Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!? 'you lot' ??? Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!! I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler! No, not met him! why? well... yer all the same to me!! nothing in that... was just making polite conversation thats all maybe you'll get the (dis)pleasure in february... he'll meet us in town for a sherbert or 2!!-- Edited by Rich79 at 14:03, 2005-12-22 ooooh cant wait!!! (insert sarcastic face here) dont even know if im goin myself yet! wouldnt be suprised if half the people that say theyre going dont turn up anyway... and those that do and are from liverfool will probably be out with there mates so just meet for a quick one then go and do there own thing... which is fine... im not arsed who comes... would be nice to put a few faces to the names... but ill be having a few too many with stacey emma and chris anyway so if anyone else comes it'll just be a br-br-br-brucey bonus oh yer... and a couple of jars with lee... hes a good lad him!! Well thats why im not sayin that ill deffo go. i hate people who say that an then just not turn up! ill more than likely have tickets for the match an ill deffo be in the wilmslow afterwards anyway if i have. you've only met Lee the once havnt you?
yer ill be in there too!! yay... ill be looking out for yas!!
yer only met him once... spoke to him on the phone when he was on his way down as he was trying to find out where we were... had to give me phone to stacey as i couldnt understand a word he was saying!!
well... hopefully... ill see you in the winslow before the match... then you can let us know if yer going to town later... i would hazard a guess that you will be
Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: Laura_Jane wrote: Rich79 wrote: oh... i bet thats the annual joke for you lot!! or the 'ice breaker' joke when you meet people over xmas!! wheres lee? who cares have you met him yet!? 'you lot' ??? Rich: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH TAX!!! I care! when he't not here, i have nothing else to do but work! I'd rather talk to Hitler! No, not met him! why? well... yer all the same to me!! nothing in that... was just making polite conversation thats all maybe you'll get the (dis)pleasure in february... he'll meet us in town for a sherbert or 2!!-- Edited by Rich79 at 14:03, 2005-12-22 ooooh cant wait!!! (insert sarcastic face here) dont even know if im goin myself yet! wouldnt be suprised if half the people that say theyre going dont turn up anyway... and those that do and are from liverfool will probably be out with there mates so just meet for a quick one then go and do there own thing... which is fine... im not arsed who comes... would be nice to put a few faces to the names... but ill be having a few too many with stacey emma and chris anyway so if anyone else comes it'll just be a br-br-br-brucey bonus oh yer... and a couple of jars with lee... hes a good lad him!! Well thats why im not sayin that ill deffo go. i hate people who say that an then just not turn up! ill more than likely have tickets for the match an ill deffo be in the wilmslow afterwards anyway if i have. you've only met Lee the once havnt you? yer ill be in there too!! yay... ill be looking out for yas!! yer only met him once... spoke to him on the phone when he was on his way down as he was trying to find out where we were... had to give me phone to stacey as i couldnt understand a word he was saying!! well... hopefully... ill see you in the winslow before the match... then you can let us know if yer going to town later... i would hazard a guess that you will be
I'd rather talk to Hitler! 
