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Whats would be everyones....
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..... perfect Christmas present this year?
Id like to unwrap Duncan Ferguson, and for Everton to win every game left this season!!!
And if im being greedy, id like Graveson to come back too.
(and i winning lottery ticket wouldn't go a miss!)
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i've decided
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that I want to become a motivational speaker.
cheer up you morbid ****ers! (is it working?)
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look
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I cant swear at you boring ****ers on the new blueroom - and none of you are here now. but i'm going to do it anyway.
wake the feck up bastardos!!!! dont forget your friends on here while you drink yourselves silly. you're nothing without us. NOTHING!!!!
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I am...
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the chairman of the bored
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The tax Man Cometh...
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A Yuletide meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed when a woman starts screaming. My son's choking! She cries. Hes swallowed the sixpence in the Christmas pudding! Please, anyone help!
Without speaking, a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasan...
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Best Pun For A While
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now i know you all hate the sun but...
front page (of internet)...
about Elton and Furnish...
"ELTON TAKES DAVID UP THE AISLE"
class!!
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Have yous all had
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Your christmas card and 'gifts' off the club yet?
The card is nice, a picture of Goodison taken from the Park End.
The pitch is covered with snow, as is everyone sitting in Lower Gwladys
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GOODBYE
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all the best to one and all..
Enjoy drink and be merry.
God bless us everyone onoe of us.
JIngle Bells Jingle all the way.
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I just
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Saw this man running along behind a car...he looked totally Exhausted to me!!!
hahahahaha lmao *ahem* -- Edited by xxEmmAxx at 00:14, 2005-12-22
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Laura...
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My friends son works in your place.
He was telling her about a new drug doing the rounds and you've
all be warned about it via email? Similar to the date r**e one.
Is this true?
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Anyone ever
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tried sniffing coke??
I tried it once but kept gettin the ice cubes stuck up my nose!!!!
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Chris
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i thought u had finished work yesterday....or the day b4???
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BLUE ROOM PREDICTION LEAGUE
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Can you get bonus points if you predict match called off due to bad weather 9providing you predict it, say, a week in advance~???
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Got an e-mail from Ladbrokes
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start of the week, entitled
'Are you a lucky BARSTARD' or something like that. It was advertising their new on line fruit machines. I've had an account with them for a number of years, but hardly ever used it.
I saw what they were trying to do - humour wise, but thought it was po...
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Just nearly cacked meself!
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Reading a rather disturbing website about alien abduction (only disturbing because it lists common symptoms and I seem to have most of them!) when my radio alarm went off to remind me to go doctors. You know when your are engrossed in something and not paying attention to rest of world - I jumped about a...
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5 hours till i finish work
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Still no booze from Tarmac
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tight bastards... suppose i better start giving them some more orders!?
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oh Dear
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Have just come into work to pick some stuff up and there was a present on my desk from a girl who works here, she gets everyone something, I aint got her nothing she has got me a D&G Aftershave set, shall i just run now or wait for her to come in and tell her i forgot hers!!!
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Morning all - Mariah Carey
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Keep reading all this tuff in the press about how she is a complete diva, totally up her own arse and when she had a breakdown was as mad as a bag of ferrets
Smashing tits though
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Its been running for two whole days
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and its fecked already... did everton base the new blue room on vdm!?
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mornin
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woooo hoooo
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2 hrs at work no got rest of day off.......
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xEMMAx
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Know what I hate?
Young kids who have played footy simulations on their x-box or champ manager or something, and suddenly their knowledge of the game exceeds professional managers who have studied and acquired their badges!!!
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Daniella Westbrook
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My nose is resembling hers more and more each day ....
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Theres one in every pack
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oh yeah you all know what i mean.
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Ciffy, you still here?
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nothin!
BURN
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THERE IS A LOT OF STRANGE NAMES ON HERE
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Why have names like 'keene is comming' when he is not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What has 'Beans' to do with football !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we not have everyone change thier names to Everton football names !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rich seein as u cant make friday me em n stace r...
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happy 4 days before xmas
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and all that other ****e.
are christmas carols pissing you off yet too?
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Righty-ho
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im off people. Enjoy you're night!
For those of you who are not here tomorrow, Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!!! Speak to you's in '06!!!
to the rest of you's: BITE ME!

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