My Mum papered my bathroom when I was away the other week. Very kind of her, but she picked a nice stripy wallpaper which strobes when you have a hangover, not at all pleasant!
Went a bit overboard last night, celebrating what I think was a great interview, got stuck into the tequila with bro in law
"I don't like tequila, it makes me poorly" Terrorvision, my arse
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