.. you put the same pair of trousers back on in the morning and they are still warm.
(and no ... I didn't piss in them)
And while I'm on it, putting your hazzards on does not give you the right to pull off an outragious manoeuvre and why shouldn't women have to put the toilet seat up when they finish ...
.. you put the same pair of trousers back on in the morning and they are still warm.
Does falling asleep in front of the telly, waking at about 5 in the morning and simply deciding to stay where you are - thus remaining in the same pants till you decide to go out count?