> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
>
>or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong

>with her, so she decided
>
> > to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex
therapist
>Dr.
>
> > Chang.
>
> >
>
> > Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off or

>your
>
> > crose".
>
> >
>
> > The woman did as she was told and undressed.
>
> > "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room".
>
> > Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
>
> >
>
> > Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me".
>
> > As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vey bad.
You
>
> > haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. This why you no haf
sex
>or
>
> > dates".
>
> >
>
> > The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
>
> > Zachary Disease?".
>
> > Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when
your
>
> > face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse.