Jokes

Rich79 · Rich79

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it o...

Evertonlegend81 · Evertonlegend81

a piece of poland piece of france and piece of russia

Evertonlegend81 · Evertonlegend81

heres 1. George best is in hospital and the doctor comes in and says do u want good news or the bad news. george best says the bad news first doctor says your going to die in a hour. best says whats the good news then its happy hour down the pub

Rich79 · Rich79

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his qu...

KrakasDad · KrakasDad

Apparently,George Best wasn’t buried in Belfast as had previously been reported. However, Police are questioning how wise it was to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead instead.

Rich79 · Rich79

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you te...

missush · missush

Police today admitted that George best was not buried last week in Belfast and in retrospect, the decision to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday was a mistake. -- Edited by Beano at 10:59, 2005-12-14

llysfaenblue · llysfaenblue

Lord, before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome,smart and strong, one who's willy is thick and long oh send me a man who makes love to my mind knows what to say when i ask "how bigs my behind" and as i kneel and pray by my bed, i look at the wanker you sent m...

Laura_Jane · Laura_Jane

I thought this was funny but no one else seems to........ Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional so...

Beano · Beano

Dear Sir/Ma'am, May I start by saying how much my colleagues and I enjoy Nestle Smarties. So much so, that our snack machine has to be filled with more tubes of Smarties than anything else. Some time ago, we started to collect the tops of the tubes in order to spell rude words and we have even held compet...

missush · missush

Old Jokes Home: Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man goes through his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on, sayi...

Rich79 · Rich79

> A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date > >or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong >with her, so she decided > > > to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist >Dr. > > > Chang. > > > > > > Upon entering the exa... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Evertonlegend81 · Evertonlegend81

Gary Glitter is facing death by the firing squad. His last wish was for Peter Crouch to take the shot

xxEmmAxx · xxEmmAxx

it told me 2 be the 1st to post a message....so i am..i dont know any jokes tho!!! I'll make one up! What goes c....c...c...c...c...cooooooooooooooo? a pigeon with a stutter!!! hahaha lmao oh dear......

Rich79 · Rich79

A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her head in her ha...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Dinner with a beautiful woman (Preview) A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it o...	Rich79	0	1228	Tue Dec 20 11:16 2005 by Rich79
	Hitler wanted peace (Preview) a piece of poland piece of france and piece of russia	Evertonlegend81	0	1025	Mon Dec 19 16:11 2005 by Evertonlegend81
	If were gonna say george best jokes (Preview) heres 1. George best is in hospital and the doctor comes in and says do u want good news or the bad news. george best says the bad news first doctor says your going to die in a hour. best says whats the good news then its happy hour down the pub	Evertonlegend81	0	1233	Mon Dec 19 00:36 2005 by Evertonlegend81
	A Joke (Preview) An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered his qu...	Rich79	5	2333	Fri Dec 16 10:45 2005 by Cockney_Toffee
	George Best (Preview) Apparently,George Best wasn’t buried in Belfast as had previously been reported. However, Police are questioning how wise it was to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead instead.	KrakasDad	0	1079	Wed Dec 14 14:00 2005 by KrakasDad
	Blonde Joke... Wohoo (Preview) A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you te...	Rich79	3	1211	Wed Dec 14 10:22 2005 by Beano
	so here's a joke... (Preview) Police today admitted that George best was not buried last week in Belfast and in retrospect, the decision to cremate him in Hemel Hempstead on Sunday was a mistake. -- Edited by Beano at 10:59, 2005-12-14	missush	2	2180	Wed Dec 14 09:47 2005 by Gwladys_Street_
	one for the ladies (Preview) Lord, before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome,smart and strong, one who's willy is thick and long oh send me a man who makes love to my mind knows what to say when i ask "how bigs my behind" and as i kneel and pray by my bed, i look at the wanker you sent m...	llysfaenblue	1	1068	Tue Dec 13 14:37 2005 by Ciffy
	HA HA! (Preview) I thought this was funny but no one else seems to........ Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional so...	Laura_Jane	4	1348	Mon Dec 12 15:52 2005 by Gwladys_Street_
	Letter of Complaint to Nestlé (Preview) Dear Sir/Ma'am, May I start by saying how much my colleagues and I enjoy Nestle Smarties. So much so, that our snack machine has to be filled with more tubes of Smarties than anything else. Some time ago, we started to collect the tops of the tubes in order to spell rude words and we have even held compet...	Beano	5	2484	Thu Dec 8 17:28 2005 by Beano
	Courtesy of popbitch.... (Preview) Old Jokes Home: Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by St Peter at the pearly gates. "In honour of this holy season," says Saint Peter, "You must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven." The first man goes through his pockets and pulls out a lighter, flicks it on, sayi...	missush	0	1047	Thu Dec 8 13:34 2005 by missush
	from an email... cba to change it (Preview) > A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date > >or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong >with her, so she decided > > > to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist >Dr. > > > Chang. > > > > > > Upon entering the exa... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>	Rich79	1	1175	Thu Dec 8 11:44 2005 by Gwladys_Street_
	Gary glitter joke (Preview) Gary Glitter is facing death by the firing squad. His last wish was for Peter Crouch to take the shot	Evertonlegend81	0	1053	Thu Dec 8 01:46 2005 by Evertonlegend81
	the board was speakin 2 me (Preview) it told me 2 be the 1st to post a message....so i am..i dont know any jokes tho!!! I'll make one up! What goes c....c...c...c...c...cooooooooooooooo? a pigeon with a stutter!!! hahaha lmao oh dear......	xxEmmAxx	2	1169	Thu Dec 8 00:02 2005 by xxEmmAxx
	oldie (Preview) A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her head in her ha...	Rich79	1	1088	Wed Dec 7 16:44 2005 by Gwladys_Street_
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